The Cold Treatment

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Episode 15. Nursing Home

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of nursing home based drama. Later, Joe misses an obvious plot point, Shawn leads us onto tangents on 90s movies and capitalizing on tragedy, and Mason sings us happy birthday.

 

Music: Chopin Makuza Op67 No3 by Blue Dot Sessions, Chopin Etude in A-flat, Op. 23 no. 1 by Michal Hamburg, The Last V8 (Paino Cover) by Christian Vestergaard, Sweet Georgia Brown by Latché Swing, Stardust by US Army Blues, Chopin Prelude Op 23 No 4 by Paul Cantrell.

 

Episode 14. Applied Philosopy

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short philosophical narrative. Later, Mason teaches us about the Library of Babel, Joe complains about the writer's name, and Shawn impersonates Pharrell Williams.

Applied Philosophy written by George White

Music:

Epic Song by BoxCat Games, Across the River by Podington Bear, Sad Cyclops by Podington Bear, Tomie's Bubbles by Candlegravity, Ancient Heavy Tech Donjon by Komiku

 

Episode 13. The Dairy Farmer's Daughter

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a dairy-based psychological thriller. Followed by a heated argument in which Shawn rails against "literal lactose intolerance", and a blooper reel loaded with some very disturbing sounds.

Script written by Matthew Portman

Music: Boulevard of St. Germain by Jahzzar, Railroad Whiskey by Jahzzar, Nothing by Kai Engel, Anxiety by Kai EngelHustle by Kevin MacLeod

 

Episode 12. Paint The City Blue

The gang performs a cold read of a Seattle crime drama.

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music

 

Episode 11: Stuck Back

Joe, Shawn, & Mason are joined by special guest Max R. Holland to perform a cold read of a coming-of-age homecoming dramedy.

Music: Frozen Egg by Lame Drivers, Swan Song by Paper Navy, Solo Acoustic Guitar by Jason Shaw, Little Chance by Jahzzar, Fireworks by Jahzzar

 

Episode 10: Bait

Joe, Shawn, & Mason perform a cold read of a otherworldly surreal sci-fi comedy.

Bait written by Daniel Bracey

Music: Happytime by Podington Bear, Hotel Rodeo by Anitek feat. DSpliff, The Last Question by Lee Rosevere, Hopes and Dreams by Kai Engel, Afterglow by Podington Bear, Celestials by Mean Moon, Mello Hello by J1*

 

Episode 9: Lovelock

Joe, Shawn, & Mason perform a cold read of a black sci-fi comedy.

Music: Belview by C. Scott, Raw Instrumental Pt. 1 by Digi G'Alessio, Runtime Error by Peter Sharp, Five Minutes at the Rainforest Cafe by Macaw, Favorite Secrets by Waylon Thornton, Gods Among Men by Prox-C

 

Episode 8: Fuck! Zombies!

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a horrifying webisode!

 Music: Zombie by The Cranberries, Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

 

Episode 7: Coffee Date

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short romance. 

Coffee Date written by Bronson West

Music: Night Owl by Broke For Free, Hachiko (The Faithful Dog) by The Kyoto Connection, Jupiter the Blue by Gillicuddy, Big Gay Water Fight by Plushgoolash, Take Me Higher by Jahzzar

 

Episode 6: God Bless FM Radio

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short groovy thriller. 

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

Watch the film version HERE!

 

Episode 5: Intel

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short science fiction thriller.

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

 

Episode 4: Follow

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short political drama.

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

 

Episode 3: A Crazy Salty Thing Called Love

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short comedy.

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

 

Episode 2: A Date With Death

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short romance.

Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music 

 

Episode 1: Super

Joe, Shawn, and Mason perform a cold read of a short drama.

Music: In The Hall Of The Mountain King by Edvard Grieg, Royalty Free Music by Kevin Macleod - www.incompetech.com/music